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This is funny because fucking everyone knows Journey to the West. Son Goku is like the patron saint of Brazil or some shit.

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Brazil and Mexico share custody of him.

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Sun Wukong is way stronger than Son Goku though, at least for all of Dragon Ball and pre SSJ DBZ.

Honestly Sun Wukong could probably hold his own against SS1 Goku, the guy could SOMERSAULT 30000 miles in one bound. I’m sure that’s like… pretty strong, probably able to Zwee Fight. Not that he’d even need to, since he can also turn invisible and Goku would be like “nani??”

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I made this an age ago, idk why even, but afaik Monkey King is possibly the most immortal character in fiction. He just keeps stumbling tits-forward in to newer, more durable ways to be immortal until he reaches the point that literally the only entity left that can stop him is the Buddha. idk if Goku could beat Super Man or my dad but he could definitely not beat the Buddha.

Like Goku is a cool dude and probably the best fighter ever, except that Monkey King punched so good he attained Buddhahood as the Victorious Fighting Buddha and it’s not fair to even hold Goku to that.

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He just keeps stumbling tits-forward in to newer, more durable ways to be immortal

Reminds me of Feng Shen Ji

I guess the question is though can a Victorious Fighting Buddha destroy a planet

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