“… The “dirty secret” of the insurance industry is that most denials can be successfully appealed…”
It’s free for users, though she might eventually charge for added services like faxing appeals.
She should sell the home addresses of health insurance executives.
And golf clubs. She should definitely sell golf clubs.
The smallest child’s aluminum bats are much much more reliable for more than a single swing, and follow through and reset are magnitudes quicker.
I used to carry what I called a “cracker whacker,” on food deliveries. It was a miniature Louisville Slugger baseball bat. I cut off the last ¼" and used a ⅓" drill bit to create a cavity inside. I then dropped in a 3.5 lb round bar of lead that had about 2" of room on one end to shift back and forth as you swung the bat. I then resealed the bat using the cap I took off, some wood epoxy and 4 finishing nails, just in case.
That thing would easily have shattered a kneecap if I had ever had to actually use it, rather than just brandishing it.
Well these days you should carry a baseball and a glove in your car/home, gives you plausible deniability.
While it sounds extremely effective, your cracker whacker sounds extremely felonious. :)
Jesus Christ dude, a Louisville Slugger by itself could shatter a kneecap
Unrelated fact, but on the topic of golf clubs, they are pretty slender. I think they may bend if you hit a large object with them.
