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'Boneless' pizza can have bones, US court rules(lemmy.ca)

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perishthethought@lemm.ee
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Yah, this is fake, right?

Right?

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Deebster@programming.dev
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Looks to be riffing on this story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4ngyely232o

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Ogmios@sh.itjust.works
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iirc this article is referencing a court decision where “boneless” wings can have a certain amount of bone in them because the de-boning technology can’t be expected to be perfect. It’s real, but it’s also being taken wildly out of context.

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greenhorn@lemm.ee
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Also from the BBC article posted in this thread “The court on Thursday ruled that “boneless wing” refers to “cooking style” and is not to be taken literally.”

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Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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Boneless wings are now niether boneless nor are they wings.

What even are words?

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perishthethought@lemm.ee
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OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.

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MindTraveller@lemmy.caOP
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Boneless pizza doesn’t exist, that’s right. All pizza has bones in it.

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Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works
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Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?

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