Edit: it’s a meme y’all, chill out. The original was “stop doing math”, it’s not supposed to be serious.
the larger issue of company run matchmaking crap that tried to curate your entire experience
Memes aside yeah that’s the real problem. I can only assume that letting people just play the game how they want cuts into the bottom line somehow.
SSBM is not an oppressive corporate institution lol. It’s a normal ass balancing mechanism that should be in every game. If you want an example of a SSBMless “paradise” go on to a Minecraft server with PVP. You’ll die over and over again from the absurd skill gap, with next to no chance to actually improve due to the extremely limited gameplay time you get due to dying constantly.
