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Java Was The Future(files.catbox.moe)

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Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
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Holy shit! Can that be any more drawn out and boring?

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Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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It’s java. Extremely drawn out method names is it’s calling card.

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Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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One might even say it’s an ExtremelyDrawnOutMethodNamesFactoryImpl

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xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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… BeanAbstractBeanFactory

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Valmond@lemmy.world
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And slow startup times.

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xep@fedia.io
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MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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Lol. Two things can both be bad.

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Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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I’m unfamiliar with Mac programming but that looks normal. Do those function calls become absurdly long when used?

Here’s one I found on Google from the jdk:

InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonPainter

Yes that’s not a typo, internalframe is repeated.

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abbadon420@lemm.ee
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I think it was amusing. A relic of a simpler time

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smeg@feddit.uk
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It was actually a pretty good Bond parody too!

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abbadon420@lemm.ee
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If you are or ever become a mother, you’ll be smegma

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Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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Almost certainly

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