I ain’t eating that shit in public

“You must have a large family to feed.” “Ya.” " Here?" “Naw.”

True story: Taco John’s, a mexican fast food place in parts of the USA. Dude in front ordered two “6-packs and a pound” which is a total of 12 tacos and 2lbs of fried potatoes. Dine-in, then ordered a diet coke. dude sat down and started his mission while we took our nearly same order for 3 people to go (we didn’t order any diet coke).

Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald’s late at night because I don’t want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.