I almost chocked on my coffee in the first 20 seconds :)
I really love the Switch form factor and detachable controls. I bought a Steam Deck instead, though.
It’s okay. You did the same as me but skipping the steps where you spend the money on a switch, and then leave it in a drawer when you get tired of games that play at 27 FPS, which you’re lucky if you manage to get with a 20% discount after tracking them on dekudeals for months.