Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.
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Having been banned from every subreddit I ever subscribed to, this sounds about right.
Then you message the mid, nothing.
My favorite was when I posted one comment on some obscure have subreddit about the Ukraine war.
Then I was immediately bagged from like a dozen other subreddits, many of which I had never heard of. Reasons included violating political rules … on a gaming subreddit about a game that simulates war between Russia and NATO. Go figure.
