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Soup of the day(lemmy.world)

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DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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Friend, imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in that

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ladicius@lemmy.world
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Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.

After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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However, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.

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rovingnothing29@lemmy.world
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That’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.

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DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.

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psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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Imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.

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Synapse@lemmy.world
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You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It’s best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.

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