“rather”
“geegaws”
“cray-zeee”
“muthafuckas”
saying “Trump” sounds like the noise Yoshi makes sticking out his tongue
C. Derrick Varn “kluge”
I knew a guy in my IT office that would say “Catch-pa” instead of “Captcha” or whatever. Very consistently and deliberately.
Ooh, idk why but that reminded me
Friend’s friend’s bandmate that always pronounced the music gear brand Ibanez like the last name “Ibañez”
(To be fair I’m pretty sure that one was at least actually right at some point, but everyone says “eye-buh-nez” instead of"eee-bahn-yez")