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Supportive dad(lemy.lol)

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MataVatnik@lemmy.world
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I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

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TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts

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MataVatnik@lemmy.world
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Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”

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Agent641@lemmy.world
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Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”

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steventhedev@lemmy.world
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That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

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Fosheze@lemmy.world
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“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”

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Match!!@pawb.social
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“god meeded to nerf my big ween”

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Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf
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😂

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