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If your ass is still dirty right out of the shower, you ain’t washing right.

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A clean ass is still an ass.

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If you wouldn’t touch your ass with your face after showering, why bother showering?

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If I’ll eat ass and have my ass ate, why wouldn’t I wipe my face with a clean ass-towel?

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Brother, I don’t even eat tripe.

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And an asshole is always delicious

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