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I prefer the direct route of armed robbery. I wear a ski mask and come into the ER waiving a gun around. Tape up some small cardboard boxes with wires sticking out that lead to a button (I don’t have access to C4). I demand my surgery and drugs etc. Only downside to this healthcare plan is you can’t be put under or you just wake up in jail; gotta stay awake so you can hold the gun on the surgeon.

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Good point. Whenever I walk into a room with a gun, people usually get really quiet and listen really closely.

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