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Anon falls in love(sh.itjust.works)

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JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

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cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

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FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Just make sure to get a thin one and wiggle it a bit, the screw is tiny and waaaay down there. please don’t do this

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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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losing the user manual is a bitch

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SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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Deaf! Dumb! Blind?

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bitchkat@lemmy.world
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But she sure plays a mean pinball.

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