"You are hereby being summarily executed for one or more of the following offences:
Playing a game that
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Contains one or more characters that fail to explicitly decry wokeism and transgenderism at least four times per hour.
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Contains one or more characters that do not declare unending loyalty to Our Absolute Sacrosanct Sovereign Trump.
Signed, Department of Piousness, making America GREAT again, one raid at a time"
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Contains at least one minority character who is not there only comic relief, the first to die, or a “bad guy”
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Contains at least one female who is more than a love interest or is dressed in a way deemed inappropriate
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A World War 2 period game which displays the German army in a negative light
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In which the United States Police Force or any branch of the Unites States Military is not portrayed in a positive, heroic light
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Portray the Unites State government as having any form of corruption or not working in the interest of our great nation’s interests.
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Contains an enemy who is not foreign from one of the approved nations or races, acting against the interests of the United States.
