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Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.

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recital carrots

And I suddenly really want to play piano

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Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits

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recital carrots

I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.

Brb, I’m gonna try something…

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Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.

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That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.

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