cognitive load of choosing what to wear so I can dedicate it to being 0.002% more productive coding

you just straight made that up to be critical of something. How is making my own life easier for me having anything to do with “cognitive load for coding better”?

I don’t want to sit there in the shower combing hair out and then cleaning it out of the drain, and having it take forever to dry. I don’t want to have to buy specific (and different kinds!) of products that are expensive (and heavily unregulated) to muss about with it and keep it soft~ and shiny~. I don’t want to have hair in my face when I’m washing dishes and have to fuckin try to use my shoulder to get it out of the way. It is cooler when it is hot or exercising and going out in the brisk weather feels much nicer. I don’t have to take extra trips and dole out money I don’t have nor want to spend on getting it “styled” and cleaned up. There are a million reasons. You do not know my “line of thinking” here at all. Worry about your own.

I said it makes my life simpler (not ‘more efficient for labor’ or whatever you’re saying). Worry about your own life, and don’t make up things up to invent caricature because you want to be critical. It’s weird shit.