35 points
Exactly. I mean it’s a cute story but I 100% still thinks that is 1d4 damage lol
14 points
Not even 1d4. It’s just 1 + STR, which is standard for an unarmed strike.
2 points
12 points
I’m not looking to get married, but keep in mind it’s a Barbarian bite. So the biter’s half-feral and accustomed to gnawing on raw meat.
20 points
5 points
But imagine a barbarian bit a DM, and then some guy who hit the gym a lot and could lift as much as the barbarian bit an identical DM. I maintain that the barbarian would do more damage, due to a lifetime of e.g. breaking bones with their mouth, gnawing the bark off a tree, etc.
