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Anon enjoys life(sh.itjust.works)

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blandfordforever@lemm.ee
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That’s that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring.

I’m not saying it’s good or bad. I’m just saying that your’e a machine and this affects your program:

If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}

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Zagorath@aussie.zone
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That’s going to always increase parentalmotivation.

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blandfordforever@lemm.ee
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Oh, maybe I wanted to use ==

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Alxe@lemmy.world
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Like if(true) but with side effects.

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ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re using one of the languages that uses := for assignment. :P

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prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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… I guess it’s part of our Makefile

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dudinax@programming.dev
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Following the lifecycle of the species is one path towards an ok life.

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