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96 points

You guys want me to invest? I’m guaranteed to lower the stock value by ~30% within about a month with my shidas touch

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Yeah, do it!

I had a similar touch when I was younger. I’ve worked for Circuit City, Toys ‘R’ Us, and Blockbuster Video. Sadly, Best Buy somehow survived.

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Can you… Work for Broadcom? Or Oracle or EA, or something. Just a suggestion.

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Alrighty then, just need to wait for fucking novideo stock to get back to what I bought it at and I’ll dump and switch (don’t have anything spare to play around with sadly)

I hear you though, I also had(have?) similar physical effect on things like toys as a kid or some electronics since then…just brake shit randomly without trying, especially if I don’t own it.

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5 points

I gotta get employed there, but yeah similar effect.

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2 points

You will? Really?

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Yeah, two months into it and they’ll be toast.

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