cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13931520

I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…

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I mean so is a hamburger. No way an octopus survives passing through our stomach.

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I assume an octopus would spend less time in your stomach than a hamburger would. Like a few seconds, probably. It would likely be fine just passing through.

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You might be right, but I’m pretty sure if it did survive it would be pretty fucked up. Even if it was just a few seconds, that’s like jumping in a pool of hydrochloric acid and then getting out. You would definitely not be comfortable.

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A ocky isn’t coming out of your gut ocky shaped

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