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Anon gets a pizza(sh.itjust.works)

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unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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OP found a friend but decided to have a panic attack over it. Same bro. Happens to me on the regular. Maybe stuff a $20 in the tip jar next time. Or bring them a bottle of random Prosecco and then awkwardly leave.

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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Counter offer:

Cry.

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Entropywins@lemmy.world
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I know it’s not the most reasonable response…but it is my response

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brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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Man I paid for a lady’s purchase at a little corner store in SF and she started crying… owner and I trying to console her while another customer is there… oof just reminded of that awkward memory

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