The whole concept of the Velites is fucking wild:
“Hey, you’re young and poor as shit, go to the frontline and throw some sticks on those heavily armed guys lol here’s a wolf hat you fucking loser lmao”
“remember, when an elephant charges at you, step aside”
“The fuck is an elephant?”
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