Some dude tried to merc me over my 7 year old android and that wasn’t the worst part. The cops who responded literally searched me, made me explain my tattoos to prove they weren’t gang related, told me to stop crying, and told me it was my fault I almost got offed for going to subway. I fucking hate America. The only reason I’ll be able to sleep is because I have 120 pounds of “fuck you” guarding me. (I love my pitbull son)

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He looks like a good boy

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He’s ESA and seizure trained! During covid lock downs I decided to train him to an extreme point and he took to it like a magnet. My favorite command I can give him is show me the drugs which when said he’ll give both of his front paws and sit up straight until you say “,the feds are gone”

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You trained your dog to have a seizure?

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I have pnes (I will never call it penis) which is psychogenic seizures. And since getting clean off fent and booze I only have em like twice a month. Basil is trained to respond to early seizure symptoms and warn me ahead of one occuring

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