I seem to recall an incident the day my daughter was born that saw 3 large axe-wielding men bursting open doors in the maternity ward as alarms blazed across the hospital. And yes, it was my fault.
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Lemmy guess, you told your partner that you wanted a cigarette after tou gave birth, so he snuck one in for you and it set off the alarms?