Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.
1 point
*
I would like to read about him one more time, but in the context of a news article about a new device that allows humans to live forever in a state of perpetual punishment, and that Donald Trump will be the first (and only) person to ever be put inside.
Edit: actually, now that I think about it, I’d probably be ok getting an update every 5 years or so about how bad he’s doing. Just as a reminder.
2 points
1 point
