I can only hope to match your brilliance of “teach politicians a lesson by ending democracy” because it’s worked better than any strategy in world history. Will you marry me actually?
It is only second to shame the voters. The stupid voters. That is obviously the only strategy that can work. Alas, I cannot accept your proposal. I am not worthy. You deserve so much better. I am an idiot voter. You need someone who will never change in the face of overwhelming evidence that what you have to offer is not what is wanted. A true catch. You deserve it.
No no no! Self reflection … bad! Accountability … bad! Blaming everyone else… that’s the ticket!