First of all, I’d like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn’t have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!
With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We’re going to do some great things together folks. And we’re going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I’ll be here all night folks! I’m Donald Trump!
Are you going to do communism now? As a Hater and Loser, I cannot express how incredibly owned I would be if you did and it turned out the MAGA communists were actually right all along.
