I have this song to sing.
It'll probably make you cringe.

This girl we all like a lot.
Her posts sure hit the spot.

But I'm not sure if she knows
How without her, feddit blows.

This is how I waste my time.
I shitpost nine to nine.

To-day

I wrote this song because
My brain is deeply flawed.

But all the jokes left aside,
shitposting is my pride.

   If you knew my circumstance
   I'd show you why I want
   To write the shitposts I got.
   I'd list each and every way that I'm crazy.

   And I'll talk about you on this part,
   The spoken bit, and let the chorus part flow.

Eme Jota Blanches I hope you understand
That this nerdy weirdo thought that this song was a good plan
And I think
That it would totally rule 
If you post around these parts here
to make us all feel cool