Just a fun question I thought of.
I’ve stayed in China for multiple months at a time so I would say probably there. If I could really pick anywhere, somewhere in the south for sure because I hate winter. Guangzhou is an extremely cool city with a lot of international diversity which I like. Plus you can easily get transit to Shenzhen or HK, or to somewhere like Guilin if you wanna see some nature.
I’d absolutely accept Vietnam or Cuba as well. Running theme here is I’m tired of being cold.