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Angry elephant. Remove your glass eye, insert it into your foreskin and flop it around while yelling “brrraaaah!”

Most impressive party trick I’ve ever seen.

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I made it 54 years, and just now regret being circumcised.

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And having two working eyes

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I’ve done this. Works every time

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