Serious question. I had a friend born and raised near Seattle who I invited to come on a float trip in southeast Missouri. Her mind was blown that this is a thing people do - drinking and making a ruckus while floating down a river.
In MO, this is just a thing that people do. At least in rural areas. I had no idea it was regional. So, how far across this region does the concept of float trips go?
Grew up and still live in Eastern Oklahoma. We definitely call it a float trip around. Illinois River is the popular one for it with canoe and raft rental places all along it. I don’t really drink alcohol so I’m mainly there to swim and maybe try to tip over my friend’s canoes. Don’t take anything with you on the river you don’t mind losing.