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That’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character.

This is also why Java dev pays so well.

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System.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);

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Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

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Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes

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std::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;

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printf("C wins again\n");

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std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");

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