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  • Took a muscle relaxant I’m allergic against and nearly died on my bathroom floor while unable to call for help, face planted into the ground, sweating and tasting blood, at 3am about 5m away from my deep sleeping girlfriend.
  • aqua planing with my motorcycle in a turn
  • skidding on ice with my motorcycle
  • wrapping my motorcycle around a tree
  • getting under a semi truck with my motorcycle
  • accidentally taking drugs which cause serotonin syndrome
  • drowning in a wave pool because I slipped (clinically dead for about a minute)
  • having a cramp at sea 500m from the shore
  • hitting a tree on skis at night alone
  • taking the wrong drugs, dissociating and waking up from the feeling of cold train tracks vibrating against my cheeks
  • falling out of my bed 10cm from metal feet of my desk

Come to think of it, I really need to get a motorcycle again. That was fun.

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Damn, how many lives do you have left?

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Probably three more than @JoMiran according to his comment πŸ˜ƒ

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