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Wow. Everyone is dragging his ass…or talking about lasers, what’s up with that anyway? Is MTG at it again?

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Some weirdo chud conspiracy thinking that the government is laserbeaming towns off the map because climate change and wildfires are fake. Basically the old HAARP weather control hurricane conspiracy all over again.

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Nice

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Hell yeah. That’s awesome. “Wildfires aren’t real, it’s actually the Jewish Space Laser corps blasting towns out of existence because…” Okay I actually am not conspiracy brained enough to even come up with a joke guess about what possible motivation they could dream up for this.

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Using the term “lasered-focus” isn’t an accident! They’re hinting at what REALLY went down in Hawaii… Hunter accidentally pressed the H key on his LAPTOP and pointed his space laser at the island! We have to get that LAPTOP folks!

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