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21 points

Mattress salespeople are absolutely insane.

Kept feeling like I was a hot chip surrounded by seagulls.

I’m amazed we made it out of Nunawading alive

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You should have laid down on the mattress and when they ask “Can I help you with anything?” you reply “A cup of tea would be great thanks”.

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4 points

And some bikkies

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Or asked for some lube if I really wanted to make them uncomfortable

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3 points

I blacklisted a store, the mattress sales people were so weird and pushy.

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5 points

Snooze Nunawading may be blacklisted after this

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3 points

Oasis Sleep near Savemore supermarkets was the place.

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6 points

Did you make out alive with a mattress, or was mission unsuccessful?

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6 points

We’re really just dipping our toes in the water to see what we like.

If they’d been a bit more chill we would have stuck around and bought something.

But each area felt too staked out. We had 6 different salespeople try to get us at Snooze.

Massive turnoff. Just wanted to get out.

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5 points

Ick. That’s a large part of why I ended up with a mattress-in-a-box instead, I really didn’t want to deal with all that. And I’ve been pretty happy with it - plus they are sending me a new mattress topper which the Koala matresess all come with now (but didn’t when I bought mine) so it might even get better when that arrives!

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