5 points
I’ve always heard that if you encounter an aggressive grizzly you need to curl up in a ball and pray. There’s not much else you can do…
6 points
Wear running shoes. You don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to be faster than your companions.
Another bear joke. I’ve got a million of them.
3 points
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I just make sure to hike with friends with small children so we can toss one of the kids to the bear while we escape. Sorry Timmy, you gotta take one for the team big guy!
1 point