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Last year I shit myself while trying to open my door and get to the bathroom.

I dropped my keys while I was trying to unlock the door and ended up with shit in my shoes that I had to throw away.

I never bring that up on dates.

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32 points

This story made my panties wet.

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Hopefully it’s not shit.

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That’s a surprising stance coming from SatansMaggotyCumFart

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7 points

What an amecdote. Thank you for lightening my mind lol

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7 points

That’s a third date story

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Why would I be embarrassed about that story?

I share it with my friends because it’s fucking hilarious.

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I hope I never meet you or your friends.

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