56 points
Last year I shit myself while trying to open my door and get to the bathroom.
I dropped my keys while I was trying to unlock the door and ended up with shit in my shoes that I had to throw away.
I never bring that up on dates.
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4 points
Why would I be embarrassed about that story?
I share it with my friends because it’s fucking hilarious.
-3 points