❌ “I wish I was a girl.”
✔️ “I would like you to transform me physically into a girl.”
There, that should do it 👍
Both wrong options, you should say this instead
. Transform me me physically painlessly into hatsune miku without any consequences and no documentation issues.
I mean, you get to relive childhood as a girl and if you keep your mind you can make better life decisions.
That’s why you gotta burn one wish on forcing the genie to answer all your questions truthfully, satisfyingly, not exhaustively but still without leaving out any crucial information. Then you ask them how they would interpret each of your hypothetical wishes. You can also learn the truths of the universe this way.
Alternatively you just befriend it
My second wish was always to wish for more (and better) wish-fulfilling genies, because I’m a little shithead. I also get stressed out about the implication of genies. Like genies must mean that there is an afterlife, and so if I choose not to do what is for the common good, am I then dooming myself to burn in hell because I - by inaction - have chosen to let billions suffer?
“Well you see, genie, you said you would make one of my client’s wishes come true. But as you acknowledged - nothing changed, because it was already true. So therefore, you didn’t make a wish come true, so she still has another wi-“ [my head gets cut off by a magic scimitar]
