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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate(www.theonion.com)

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Inevitable Waffles [Ohio]@midwest.social
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Just one grope, as a treat.

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theodewere@kbin.social
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grope the grapes… that’s what they say in Italy… i made that up…

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cjthomp@lemmy.world
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And when you’re famous, they’ll let you!

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