Misses:
❌ vs. Napoli
❌ vs. Loures
❌ vs. Newcastle
❌ vs. Villa
❌ vs. Arsenal

Injuries:
🚑 Flu - Napoli
🚑 Leg injury - Ukraine
🚑 Leg Injury - Serbia
🚑 Illness - Spurs

Dave is being a bit free-handed with the term “Injury”

He never missed a club game due to injury only illness.

Since arriving at United he only missed one game due to illness.

btw penalty conversion rate 49/54, or 90.7%

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Well, that’s one way to jinx it!

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I know you are joking, but this was already written about towards the end of last season when Bruno was pictured at home in protective boots

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Yeah. Now we are fucked.

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