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I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.

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Look, I’m a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I’d start shopping for an engagement ring.

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I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!

Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.

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you’re way cooler than a robot

See, that’s how I know it’s a lie 🤣

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So, less a “kid” and more “almost adult”. Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy

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