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How do you make Holy Water?

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You boil the Hell out of it!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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The pope has a water cannon.

It’s a water cannon.

He punches holes in it.

It’s a holey water cannon.

He blesses it.

It’s a holy holey water cannon.

He blesses the hell out of it.

It’s a wholly holy holey water cannon.

Batman and Robin arrive.

He shoots them.

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zeet@lemmy.world
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Holy contrived punchline, Batman!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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Yeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.

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