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It’s that shitty beard cut. It’s meant to make your jaw look more square, but he’s already got a square jaw (looks like plastic surgery though) and then adding the beard like that makes it look like a plastic mask that doesn’t fit properly. My ex had a fettish for scary masks, and this dude would probably still traumatize her once she realized it’s his real face.
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Man that gives me a lot to ponder.
But most importantly you’re saying I can finally have the square jaw of my dreams?
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