le daily thread :D
Knockout sleep. Woke up before alarm. Caught the early train to work. Made myself a coffee and ready to suck the day’s dick at work…and some fucknut comes in all chirpy and shit and greets me with ‘Happy Thursyay!!!’
Sometimes violence is the anwer
Sounds like you were only ready to suck the day’s dick, your mate already had it down their throat. You’re just jealous
I like to fellate the day on my own terms without some chucklefuck being overly exuberant at the prospect of being in the office.
I started a new job 3 weeks ago and discovered there’s a mothers club in the office. They all come in on the same day and started chatting loudly as soon as they walk in the door. Then non stop talking all day about their kids and anything else related to their kids 🙄🙄
Noise cancelling headphones are your friend. Worse I have is someone who’s laugh is like a hyena cackle.
Oh yeah, noise cancelling headphones is a must have!
I think I can almost hear that hyena cackle like laugh now 😳……
I’m imagining riding in your elevator and copping a “Level 3 and curb your enthusiasm sunshine” as I hop off lol
Yes, how dare your colleagues try to remain positive and cheerful. Sounds awful.
I barely know this person, I just happened to be the only one in the office.
And I’m sorry, but ‘Thursyay’?
No thanks.
I think there are some compromises most people in an office will make to keep things moving along smoothly and help to build camaraderie and cohesiveness. I’m sure if you can compromise yourself to think of this person trying to keep things positive, others will compromise for you too.
That’s just the day blowing its load early, even though it told you it’s cum outside your mouth. It’s testing to see if your devotion is real.
