I remember a thread on the network that shall not be named wit this question that brought me much joy. I’ll start with a couple I remember:
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really messed up.
You’ve got wrench eyes, when I look at you my nuts tighten.
I apologize if this is not appropriate, or the right community, still getting used to lemmy!
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I’ve shat my bed, can I sleep in yours instead.
