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91 points
“You might get attacked while on the job, so here, wear this camera.”
“If what I’m doing is so dangerous, don’t I deserve a raise, too?”
“Very funny. Now get back to work.”
9 points
“We both know the real reason you’re wearing that camera. One of you assholes is pilfering inventory again”
“All the more reason for a raise, sir?”
“No, that’s what the 10% non-transferable employee discount is for”
“Of course, sir”
all of the cameras were stolen within a week
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