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“We both know the real reason you’re wearing that camera. One of you assholes is pilfering inventory again”

“All the more reason for a raise, sir?”

“No, that’s what the 10% non-transferable employee discount is for”

“Of course, sir”

all of the cameras were stolen within a week

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10%??? It’s 5% unless there’s a special bribe going on for us for a few weeks, like around Christmas.

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