Specifically thinking of stuff that make your life better in the long run but all kinds of answers are welcome!

I’ve recently learnt about lifetraps and it’s made a huge positive impact on how I view myself and my relationships

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The ducks at the park are free. Like you can just take them.

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I had a conversation with ChatGPT on that subject. It could not stress enough how terrible it would be for the duck if I brought it home with me, and that was despite me informing the AI that the duck in question was special, that it could talk and had specifically requested to come home with me.

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34 points

This is not true. There are a litany of laws that capturing a wild duck from a public park would be a violation of, so don’t do it.

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29 points

Would that be “bird law”?

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10 points

How can birds have laws if they aren’t real?

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13 points

Do not listen to Optimus, he is lying. The ducks are free.

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This is completely not true but don’t listen to me. In never tell the truth.

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Sounds like poaching

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18 points

If you abduct them (pun intended), they’re no longer free.

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13 points

This depends on your location. In many countries the ducks at the park are way more expensive than the ones you can get at the grocery.

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4 points

Are ducks sold in grocery stores?

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Well, not alive ones.

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I’d like to know this as well. What place sells ducks at the grocer’s?..

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Which country?

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1 point

Yeah, but do the ducks like it?

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Have you tried?

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