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Would it work?(sh.itjust.works)

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IHeartBadCode@kbin.social
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No. Your intestines are not rigid enough to withstand a vacuum strong enough to move liquid rapidly through you. Just look up any story about someone who sat on the drain valve of a pool and had their colon and parts of their large intestines sucked out their anus.

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ramble81@lemm.ee
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I’ll…take your word for that.

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ccdfa@lemm.ee
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Do not go near those pool drains, no matter how good you think they feel on your butt. Those things will suck the intestines right out of you.

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SeabassDan@lemmy.world
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And then never had calamari again once they broke free

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fluxion@lemmy.world
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Maybe once all the intestines get sucked out you’ll become straw-worthy?

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